Be smarter than the carpet

My sister is getting new flooring and in order to get the new floor down we had to get the old floor up. Well it was a big room and we had to get this humungous piece of carpet out. Let me tell you it was funny. You see, we got it off of the floor and then we had to roll it out of the house. This is where it gets funny. The roll of carpet was sooo big that we couldn't really get it out of the house without rolling it into a ball, so roll we did. We got it into a ball and then it didn't fit out the door. We were pushing and using all of our strength to get it out and FINALLY we got it out the door. The next obstacle was getting the humongous piece of nasty smelling carpet over the railing and into the grass. My sister and I were trying to throw this thing over the railing when Charity, my neice, comes out and starts yelling "MOVE IT! MOVE IT!" It was really funny! In the mean time, my sister gets the bright idea of putting her body underneath of the roll of carpet to get it to go overtop of the railing. Well she ended up getting stuck underneath of it and almost going over the railing with the carpet roll. Finally, after a while of hard work we got the rug over the railing without anybody going over with it or getting tangled up in it.